Hi, my name is Mayen.


crocobaby:

Never take a photo with Chris Pratt 

You’ll look fucking terrible

houdinigenie:

excuse me ma’am that’s fucking rude
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA

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UGLY

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(Source: snarg, via gnarly)


life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

(via calumofficials)


wesleybird:

Don’t you love the way letters can fit together? / #lettering #micron #sketch #quote #daniellelaporte

officialwaltdisney:

being a girl is so expensive like

panties? expensive.

tampons? expensive.

makeup? expensive.

XL Shrek Dildos? expensive.

(via laugh-til-ya-fart)


innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

(Source: oldpplsmels, via sarcastic-snowflake)


holyfrackles:

MUTUAL CONSENT (ノ◡‿◡)ノ ✧・゚: *

CARING ABOUT EACH OTHER’S PLEASURE (ノ◡‿◡)ノ ✧・゚: *

EXPLORING EACH OTHER’S KINKS (ノ◡‿◡)ノ ✧・゚: *

SAFE SEX (ノ◡‿◡)ノ ✧・゚: *

COMMUNICATION BEFORE SEX (ノ◡‿◡)ノ ✧・゚: *

COMMUNICATION DURING SEX (ノ◡‿◡)ノ ✧・゚: *

COMMUNICATION AFTER SEX (ノ◡‿◡)ノ ✧・゚: *

HEALTHY SEX LIFE (ノ◡‿◡)ノ ✧・゚: *

(via thingskittenwants)


What I want in a relationship;

the-forever-lost-halcyon:

• hand holding (in public as well would be nice)
• long hugs
• butt touches
• kissing (lots of that)
• phone calls and texting
• butt touches (I mentioned that but it’s important)
• long and stupid rambles
• sharing feelings (oh gosh what am I?)
• snuggles and spooning
• watch horror films together
• to feel wanted, loved and appreciated

(via thingskittenwants)